1000 HBO writers sitting at 1000 typewriters for 1000 years wouldn’t be able to write dialog this good
Private firefighters is just the most dystopian thing I’ve ever heard of
Twitter heritage
The American economy summed up in two tweets
There's also this expectation that you're supposed to tell them what it's for, absolutely hate that.
Life changing advice
Where do I sign up
Max after Australian GP
What is the difference between "thought" and "internal monologue"?
These kids look STRESSED
Relax guys it was just a Photoshop fail /s
France, where you at?
Bahrain GP chaos in one picture
This tweet remains undefeated
I guess Greta is the main character
The setting sun passes behind an antenna tower in Japan to create the face of a panda
For the first time in 7 years, Japan saw a perfect “sunset panda” today — a phenomenon in which the setting sun passes behind an NTT antenna tower in the Akashi City, Hyogo to create the face of a panda
Students at the University of Texas ask a Lockheed stooge some tough questions
Some guys just thrive in marriage
So Samantha, is IVF bad or nah??
Nailed it
Say it over and over and it becomes a motivational chant
